In The Whale

I fucking HAAAAAAAAATE In The Whale.

Not like HATE hate, but like dude, I haaaaaaaaate In The Whale.

These classy dames are always having fun, smiling brightly, learning from their mistakes (shitty penmanship, previous run ins with the authorities, left handedness), and not wearing pants on Sundays during the football season. As a Bears fan, I haven't been really interested in football because of our suckage, but dude I haaaaaaaaate In The Whale for always having the best time everywhere they go. 

WHERE ARE THEY GOING THIS TIME?!?!

FUCKING EVERYWHERE! LOOK AT THIS TOUR LIST! 

In The Whale - Fall 2016 Tour
09/03 - Rollinsville, CO - RMNPS
09/10 - Englewood, CO - Fiddler's Green Amphitheatre (High Elevation Rock
Fest)
09/22 - Austin, TX - Barracudas (Red Bull Sound Select)
09/23 - Lansing, MI - The Loft*
09/24 - Bay City, MI - Hell’s Half A Mile Film Festival
09/26 - Toronto, ON - Horseshoe Tavern*
09/27 - Peterborough, ON - Red Dog*
09/28 - Buffalo, NY - Studio @ The Waiting Room*
09/29 - Boston, MA - Upstairs @ The Middle East*
09/30 - New York, NY - Studio @ Webster Hall*
10/01 - Baltimore, MD - Metro Gallery*
10/02 - Washington, DC - The Black Cat*
10/04 - Philadelphia, PA - Milkboy*
10/05 - Caborro, NC - Cat’s Cradle*
10/07 - New Orleans, LA - Parish @ House Of Blues*
10/08 - Birmingham, AL - Saturn*
10/09 - Louisville, KY - Zanzabar*
10/11 - Pittsburgh, PA - Club Cafe*
10/12 - Columbus, OH - Basement*
10/13 - Madison, WI - High Noon Saloon*
10/14 - Chicago, IL - Double Door* REST IN PEACE YOU AWESOME FUCKING MUSIC VENUE YOU!
10/21 - Greeley, CO - Moxi Theater
10/22 - Fort Collins, CO - Hodi’s Half Note
10/28 - Denver, CO - Larimer Lounge
* w/ Electric Six

GO SEE THESE ASSHOLES!