One Song

Volkova Sisters

Holiday

Joel Frieders | September 1, 2015

I have no idea what the fuck is happening around me but I'm simultaneously confused, aroused, and petrified. 

Volkova Sisters are a SYFFAL submission that juuuuuuust rolled in this morning and I accidentally opened the link and the soundcloud started playing. I walked away from my desk to check the printer as the song somehow materialized, and here I am bent backwards over my desk chair doing the dance from Thriller while my shirt takes itself off via gravity bro.

I'm not just hypnotized, I'm erotically hypnotized you fetishy, leather-clad bastards.

Wherever the fuck Volkova Sisters are from, it sounds Eastern European, and like they've seen some shit. While the song suggests I should get to fondling myself, the mood reminds me that there's probably land mines nearby so I shouldn't turn my self flogging into an all out theatrical performances.

Click the picture people, LET'S GET CREEPY! I'll bring the pasta saladz!