Falside

True Dreams: Episode One

Joel Frieders | April 12, 2016

I've decided I don't have enough time anymore. I can only dedicate so many hours to my hobbies these days, so I've decided to outsource my listening habits as well. Gone are the days when I could dig through piles and piles of potentially awesome music to find the gems that make me feel as cool as I used to feel when I could dig through piles and piles of potentially awesome music finding gems that make me feel cool. 

I contacted one of my favorite faces on the internet, Falside, and set him on the path to his latest project "True Dreams", which he describes as compiling his new favorites, songs that influence him, and what he listens to on a daily basis. Little does the unknowing listening public know, but all of the tunes added to this half hour mix are handpicked with me in mind.

So when the flangey flibber flutters of the five minute mark start flibberly flanging? Imagine me getting in the shower.

When the deadly drum snaps around the eight minute mark start fuckin' with dat spinal cord of yours? Imagine me shaving small woodland creatures and setting them free with new and improved nicknames, like "Tonto" and "Jibber Jabber the Squirrel with the Lisp". 

YOU THERE, HIT PLAY AND GO ABOUT YOUR BUSINESS. FALSIDE IS THE WIZARD WHO WIZARDMIXES YOUR DREAMS INTO AN AUDIBLE REALITY BROS. 

I loves hims. This is all heat. Heat that requires me to shower again. *imagine all the people, imagining me in the shower*