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Leitbur

Antique Travelers

Joel Frieders | May 10, 2016

SYFFAL favorite Leitbur just dropped his new album Antique Travelers, and BECAUSE HE LOVES ME, HE LET ME STREAM THE WHOLE DAMN THANG ON LE SYFFAL!

Combining the soft 80s pop of a Miami handjob and a slow motion high school sports montage into one soothing and delicious aural beverage, Leitbur's Antique Travelers is the audible version of having the windows down.

Since coming into contact with Leitbur's music, I've spent about 15% more time considering purchasing pastel colored shorts, ABOVE THE KNEE THO! OH FUCK! AM I MATURING OR AM I JUST LOOKIN OUTSIDE OF MY COMFORT ZONEZ?

If you have even an ounce of sensual potential (potensuals) in your adorable body, I urge you to click play, and then click away and let the day get super fucking after school special romantic at your desk. Today needs it. You need it.

WE ALL NEED A CHANCE TO IMAGINE LIFE AS A WHITE MAN WITH SHOES ON WITH NO SOCKS WHO DOESN'T GET TAZED FOR HAVING BOTH HANDS IN HIS PANTS POCKETS!

GO BUY THIS RIGH MEOW!