Welcome back to Trending Topics, our weekly recap of all things stupid, This Week we discuss the top trending topics of 2011.
As always we are joined by noted celebritologist and Ninja Tunes recording artist Blockhead.
This being the biggest story of the year just goes to show how much we regret breaking up with the UK. We have officially become the fat girl pining away for her one true love. Its like a fucking Adele song.
I've paid closer attention to the inner workings of the Kardashian family than I did the royal wedding. Seriously, there are few things I could give less of a shit about.
I found Occupy Wall Street to be wildly annoying because they refused to become anything more than a nuisance. Instead trading a real voice for stupid aging hippie bullshit and doing everything in their power to avoid making changes.
I've never been the protesting type and I'm not one for hippies. I went to an "anti-fur" rally when I was 14 cause of some girl I liked. I soon stopped like her and decided I'd rather just sit at home and watch TV. Way more my speed.
Welcome to America, as our society crumbles and political system self implodes, one of the biggest news stories is this coke addled woman beater.
Sheen's an amazing example of how things work in media today. 5 months ago, he was a huge deal and you couldn't walk a foot without hearing some dipshit say "winning!" and now he's just another sad millionaire that will never get work outside of reality TV again. The cycle of life.
What is sadder, that more people aren't outraged that gay people can't get married or that so many people are outraged that this talentless attention whore's wedding seemed to be a shame?
I think every gay couple who's ever been told that they can't marry cause marriage is sacred, should carry a DVD of this wedding around with them. Perhaps they can use it to slice peoples throats with.
I really have nothing bad to say about her, she was a kid who looked like she was having fun and then the jackyls decided to crucify her from their mac books. I hope she has a happy and fulfilling life and they all get cancerous AIDS.
I'm very much looking forward to her stint on either Celebrity Rehab or The amazing race. It really depends how much Jesus stays in her life.
I think he has crossed over from that kid everyone fucking hates to the kid everyone is like "ok Fuck it, he is cool". This little prick is gonna be around for a while.
The Beibsed god had a great year. He made millions, fucked a hot girl (as well as, I'd imagine like 100+ other girls) , got props for rapping, perfect his whigger hands and reinvented hair for soft emo kids everywhere. All this before his voice has changed. Impressive.
I really could give a Fuck about the NBA but if the NFL season was even slightly delayed I would have hunted down Blockhead and lit him on fire for his shitty attitude about football.
I didn't care about the NFL but the NBA lockout was giving me serious stress. I need NBA in my life. I'm glad they resolved it just in time for them to throw together a season of shoddy basketball. I watch a preseason game yesterday and I'm convinced that not a single player has touched a ball since July.
A message to religious fanatics everywhere: See that line you fruity Fucks? Don't cross it or we will hunt you down, put a bullet in your head and tell everyone about your weird porn collection.
Gotcha bitch! Honestly, I'm more just looking forward to the video of his assassination leaking so we can finally see that he was, in fact, killed with kindness. #conspiracytheoriezzz
RIP BASED JOBS
As long as my laptop will live on, he's done the work of angels.
The dude who lives in my neighborhood that had all them stickers on his car and house still has the stickers just removed the date. Haters gonna hate bro.
The band? I mean, they're okay I guess. Oh, you mean the end of days? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAA! yeah bro. Cool story, god.